All jokes
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.