Al-Shehhi jokes
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
what is the fastest country? iran.