Al-Shehhi jokes

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

what is the fastest country? iran.