Airplane mode jokes

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.

Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.