Aha jokes

Egg

  • Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.

    "These are the eggs from the ostrich!"

    "Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"

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    Girl

  • Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

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    Decapitation

  • Hi, I...

    Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

    The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

    Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.