Adviser jokes
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
My wife and Iβs gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And thatβs the day she found out she was a porn star.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
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