Action figures jokes

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.