Acorn Park jokes

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.