If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
