If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly” You say back... “Nice I was trying to look like you”
2. You so dum I suprise you even made it to kindergarten
3. The ugly vouls A, E, I, O, and YOU