Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yourgirl_gabby13!
@yourgirlgabby13
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?