What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Wade
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
Why are there no fat people in Japan? Last time they had a Fat Man 80,000 people died.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order? Two large plains.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American? Cause Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary? Concentration problems.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
How do Americans learn the metric system? 9mm at a time. problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies? Everywhere.
We say “Father, I have sinned”, because it would be weird if we said “Daddy, I have sinned” right?“Forgive me Daddy for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father”, not the “Our Daddy”
