Teryuzi

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok there just telling me to keep myself safe :)

that's it, it wasn't a joke.

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.