SShweta5 days agoHow names were named."I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn.""SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
SShweta5 days agoThis is how big cats were named."I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA.""Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
SShweta5 days agoThis is how animals were named."Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?"Bison. Perfect."
SShweta5 days agoThe tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.