Shweta

@shweta

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Name

  • How names were named.

    "I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

    "SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

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  • Cat

  • This is how big cats were named.

    "I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

    "Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

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  • Bison

  • This is how animals were named.

    "Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

    "Bison. Perfect."

    Tortoise

  • The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.