My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors
Shower thoughts
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common? They both be fucking sugar daddies
My wife said she wanted steam vegetables with her steak so I put her father in the hot tub
Why do people hate abortion jokes? It leaves you with an empty feeling inside
Whats black and eats Kitty Serval cancer
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch
What do orphans and garbage have in common? They’re both in the street and no one wants pick them up
What is the difference between a broom and a mop? It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop
How did Rihanna find out? Chris Brown was cheating on her Found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we look through
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says screw the women and children Joe Biden says do we have that much time?