I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible
Shower thoughts
What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree
What does Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings didn’t Jesus have four
What’s the difference between weed and pussy If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weeds good
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton? Some people don’t pick it
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
What comes after 69 Period
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife? I woke up Chris breezy
Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort
What do you call a A gay Drive-by A fruit roll up
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person? About 3 years