What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Shower thoughts
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now to the assault rifle.
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
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What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them contained their value after getting wrecked.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
The couple next-door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
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A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer
How did the black woman name her 4 babies? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone How did she differentiate them? She called them by their last names
Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie It’s called finding chemo
Gas is expensive nowadays In the 1940s they got it for free
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles