What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Shower thoughts
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it, you’ll only be screaming my first.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
I don’t know why people don’t say Cobain because I’m pretty sure Kirk Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did
What’s the difference between rape and marriage
With marriage you get to keep the screaming woman
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom Kill confermed
What do you call 3 kids laying down in the classroom Kill streak
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
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Why are women’s feet so small? So they can stand closer to the sink
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
A child, molester and priest walk into a bar He orders a drink
What do you call space Muslim A tuskin raider
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Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray
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What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing they both use the force to get what they want.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now to the assault rifle.