What plate goes to Bikini bottom Malaysia flight 370
Shower thoughts
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle Optimistic
All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker? I’ve watched fast and furious seven
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
Life is like a bag of jellybeans Nobody likes the black ones
What do you call a black person in a dark room? Invisible
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What do you call Chinese assassin? Chinese takeout
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
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What is Pink Floyd in Princess Diana have in common Their last big hit was the wall
For a golfer, tiger woods isn’t very good of a driver
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff
What’s something you can say in bed and in a zoom meeting Do you want the cameras on or off?