How do you turn a cat into a fish
Tell your girl not to wash down there
Shower thoughts
Did you know Paul walker had dandruff
Neither did I until l found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment
What’s the difference between black matter and black lives matters
Black matter leaves a impact
I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis
Its the only way they’ll get love
What did hitler get for his birthday
A G.I Jew and a easy bake oven
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
Same person
My grandma asked me if I could visit her
I told her no I don’t like graveyards
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs then she grow teeth
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables? Sells the wheelchair.
What do you do when epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them Some laundry.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
Did jesus die a virgin?
Nah he got nailed...
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity