Like a shooter says “I put the Fun in funeral
Shower thoughts
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill
A avalanche
How do you turn a cat into a fish
Tell your girl not to wash down there
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
Same person
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Did jesus die a virgin?
Nah he got nailed...
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What’s the difference between Batman and the black panther
Batman returns
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.