Shower thoughts

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What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?

Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."

But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."