Shower thoughts

Government Briefing:

Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...

...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.

What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

Lesbionage.

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

A person in a wheelchair walks into a bar.

The bartender says: “What the fuck?”

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

My girlfriend sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with. roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you

My girlfriend sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with. roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem Somewhere over the rainbow

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem Somewhere over the rainbow by Harald Arlen

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides