Why are women’s feet so small? So they can stand closer to the sink
Shower thoughts
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
A child, molester and priest walk into a bar He orders a drink
What do you call space Muslim A tuskin raider
Why are lesbians bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing they both use the force to get what they want.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now to the assault rifle.
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
What do you lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them contained their value after getting wrecked.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
The couple next-door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops