What do priests give children? Syphilis
Shower thoughts
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What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and hitler
Usain finished the races
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zipper from a mile away
What is the difference between your dad and a video game? Your dad doesn’t beat you
What is a terrorist first move in chest C4
Did you hear about that Muslim party? It was a blast
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common the balls are just for decoration
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common? Eight dead people
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How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
What did Tupac Homies smoke is ashes
it would’ve been too tacky to take a shot in his memory
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art