Shower thoughts

@showerthoughts

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President

  • A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

    And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

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  • Girlfriend

  • Trying to find good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out

    Parking spot

  • Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.

    If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.

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  • Disabled

  • Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf..

    ...and he’s struggling to put food on the table

    Dwarf

  • Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...

    ...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.

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  • Mickey Mouse

  • Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

    ...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

    To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

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