Shower thoughts

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Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...

...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

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  • Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

    ...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

    To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

    My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.

    He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"

    I have a dog named Syndrome.

    But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

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  • I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

    It was wrong on so many levels

    I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

    It was wrong on so many levels.

    Government Briefing:

    Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...

    ...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.

    Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?

    Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

    My girlfriend sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with. roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you

    My girlfriend sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with. roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you

    My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

    roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.