Shower thoughts
When cops say you the right to remain silent
You’re just happy you have the right to do something
What is the three worst years of a black child's life First grade
What do call a shoe made by George Floyd? The breath Takers
If you are what you eat Why is Jeffrey Dahmer white
I got that dawg in me Said the Asian men after lunch
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange A black Woman dressed for church
Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Father’s Day
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
How do the cop respond to being called racist He said how can I be racist my wife’s eyes black
What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
What is the difference between runners and my car? My car is still running
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says you’re next When we attend aFuneral, I say you’re next