Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion? Because other religions say do do do But Christianity says done done done
Shower thoughts
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator He’s used to penetrating aggressively
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him bitches always come and go. He’ll looked to me kinda mad kinda confused and said that’s my mom dude
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races Because he comes in a little behind
What do strippers and butter have in common? Both spread for bread
Have a pregnant lady murders someone does the child get an assist
What does nail polish and panties have in common? Both come off with alcohol
Walking with a friend the in the dark is better than walking alone in the in the light
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted Nothing much I just decided to go home
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and British news reporter in south They usually don’t live to tell the tale
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date? Hi, nice to meet you
How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
What do Black people and chains have common? both work better with chains on them?
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
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I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it’s an assault rifle