How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand caught on fire
Shower thoughts
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked
What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
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Why are orphans so bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house looks like
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV? His little brother with the Console
What do you call a dog turd in China? Waste of food
What’s worse than running with scissors? Scissoring With the runs
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish?
Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an "h" in the beginning
Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an "h" in the beginning
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
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What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport