I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Shower thoughts
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why are most vacuums gay? They’re always coming out of the closet
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff? They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff? They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
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What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
How do you know you had a gay cookout All the hotdogs taste like ass