What did the cow say to the leather chair? “Hi Mom!”
Shower thoughts
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common? They are both legless
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common? They both like keeping one sock for themselves
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah witness had sex with me so hard she turned to Christianity
What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump
What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the women’s sports section
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa? A water gun
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What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle? Optimistic
What game do emo kids love the most Hang man
What do orgasms and impulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand Caught on fire