What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Shower thoughts
How do they execute paraplegics With the electric wheel chair
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Why does 9/11 only get a day but Pride gets an entire month? Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Why does 9/11 only get a day but Pride gets an entire month? Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.