There’s 4 billion women on earth Why isn’t it clean yet?
Shower thoughts
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer? OJ couldn’t kill cancer
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting Target practice
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream one and put it in her Her miscarriage
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios? Fruit Loops
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.