Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Shower thoughts
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
Q. How does an Isis terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Q: why are school shooting jokes funny
A: because their intended for a young audience.
Q: Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with only one hand? A: She moans with the other.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower? slicker hair back she looks 15
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst."
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach
What can’t a black person say to a police officer
Thanks for the warning
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair
Take off the wheels
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch