What can jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
Shower thoughts
When I’m bored I text a random number “I hid the body... now what”
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common? Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy"
“I had a great day today Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
What do you get when you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
How do you stop a baby from crying? You drown it.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said "hot wheels"
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song “Helen Keller
At what point does a joke become a dad joke? When it disappears and never returns home
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?” Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.