sansundertale

What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?

There's none, they both don't age well.

Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.