Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
rapboat
FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an ACCOUNTANT?
Jay-Z and B
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his RHYMING WATCH
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in RHYME
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"