Shower thoughts

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My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.

Why are carpenters never horny after work?

Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.