Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Roses are red Violets are blue Your wife needs Jon grudon too.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs
there’s no hope.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights
He arrested me for impersonating Gorge Floyd. *I have seizures*
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
What war did the black community win
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night she’s back in bed
Does a migit count as a orphan?
A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said “we will talk about this when we are on the ground”
