Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
Shower thoughts
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?” Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this yea
My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common? Are you ready kids?
White people cant jump”.... “You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”
What does Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common? They both come on little white crackers
The fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides That day is called "April Fool's"
I added Paul walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and
Rights
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.