What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL? Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Shower thoughts
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly? because it’s in bread
What do KFC and a brothel have in common? They’re both full of greasy chicks
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? Because it said, Focus
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked? “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar. They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements. The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.” The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.” The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches? No brain no pain.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers? She was drunk.
What’s the most emo country in the world? Qatar.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral? She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back!