Shower thoughts

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What is the difference between women and cars?

At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

How did the black woman name her 4 babies?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.

How did she differentiate them?

She called them by their last names.

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?