What’s the difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is usually a feather kinky is using the whole chicken
Shower thoughts
What do you do when your cat’s dead?
Play with the neighbor’s pussy instead.
Knock knock Who’s there I suck I suck who Michael Jackson
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
Put the wheel wheelchair in the pot
Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid One has Functioning neck
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ
I like my coffee like my women
Amateur
How do you disrespect an Asian
Give them driving lessons
Doctor: what is your zodiac sign?
Patient: cancer why?
Doctor: what are the chances
Patient: of what?
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
How do you kill a retard
Give them a knife and say “who’s special”
What does a autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common
They both have special needs
What do you get when you cross A-rod with Chris brown
Cheater cheater woman beater
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower
Slick her hair back she looks 15
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down her ass still in them