Shower thoughts

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Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.

What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?

Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.