The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Shower thoughts
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
How is blessed with a 9 inch dick That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when could I go to school and do it for free?
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
How are Asians like a box of chocolates? Either way they’ll kill your dog
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.