How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Shower thoughts
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
How are Asians like a box of chocolates? Either way they’ll kill your dog
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
The man who invented Velcro died Rip
What do you call a really fat psychic 4chin Teller
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
What is George Floyd’s? Best pick up line Your breathtaking
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.