Shower thoughts

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I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.