What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Shower thoughts
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax? Because they’re Hispanic attacks
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
How are Asians like a box of chocolates? Either way they’ll kill your dog
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
The man who invented Velcro died Rip
What do you call a really fat psychic 4chin Teller
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
What is George Floyd’s? Best pick up line Your breathtaking
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"