Why is it that skinny man love fat woman? Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer
Shower thoughts
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? A microwave doesn’t brown your meat
Why don’t Indians play soccer? Because every time they’re at the corner, they built a store
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like dad what are you doing? I said don’t worry you’ll be doing it soon. He said why is that? I told him my arm is getting tired.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
How do the cop respond to being called racist He said how can I be racist my wife’s eyes black
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"