What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer
Shower thoughts
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie It’s called finding chemo
Gas is expensive nowadays In the 1940s they got it for free
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion
Like a shooter says “I put the Fun in funeral
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school
So I had him bring my wife
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill
A avalanche
How do you turn a cat into a fish
Tell your girl not to wash down there
Did you know Paul walker had dandruff
Neither did I until l found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment
What’s the difference between black matter and black lives matters
Black matter leaves a impact
I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis
Its the only way they’ll get love
What did hitler get for his birthday
A G.I Jew and a easy bake oven
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
Same person
My grandma asked me if I could visit her
I told her no I don’t like graveyards
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs then she grow teeth