How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them
What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda? She thought it was Diet Coke
What does Santa Claus in Bill Cosby have in common? They both come while you’re asleep
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower? Slick her hair she looks 15
What’s worse than spiders On your piano Craps on your organ
How did you get into the tampon 100 Pull some strings
What's a kidnapper's favourite shoe? White vans
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11. Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket
What’s a vegetables favorite dance
The cabbage patch
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common? They both get a lot of crack
Why does your grandma like gardening so much? Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday? Returning to the scene of the crime.
What is the best joke of all time? Feminism