The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy
Shower thoughts
Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said' you fuck a lot like dad I said "really mum said that too."
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
Why’d Biden get fired from the supermarket He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread
What does Cangaball do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
What do you call a necrophilic gangbang Cracking open a cold one with the boys
I like my wine like my women 16 and in my basement
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed
What does sex and food have in common My sister makes it better than my cousin
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb