What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.

@monkeyboyaidan
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.