Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Michael
@michael
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"