Lostin Flowers

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Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."