Now, THAT'S Gotta Hurt...
Lostin Flowers
@lostinflowers
Now defunct profile on a dying site.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
Anyone else?
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Pretty much
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
...
🤡🤡
Me
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Mr Bean Meme
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
A meme
Dumbbell Door
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
It's true though
