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Does it look like I give a fuck
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
