The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing, infact, it's Dublin!
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off.