I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
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Now defunct profile on a dying site.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
