Lostin Flowers

Now defunct profile on a dying site.

Registered on 9/1/2021 · 28 followers · Last active 5 months ago

Lostin Flowers

2 years ago

I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.

Usually I just use tissues.

What I if told you

I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.

May he rest in pizza.

Me:

Nunchucks!

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

Bluey

When you overslept and can't find Noah

Lostin Flowers

2 years ago

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

👼😞

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

He puts his PJ-Amazon!

I Was Wrong!!!

Happy New Year!

No one:

ITS CHRISTMAS!!!

It's Christmas Eve

I hope it's a dog

Let me know what your results are!

The image shows four circles with different patterns and numbers inside. The first one is blue-ish with the number 12. It indicates kidney disease. The second one is orange with the number 15 and corresponds to lung cancer. The third one is yellow with no discernible number suggesting a brain tumor. The last one is black with the number 28, indicating heart disease.

Lostin Flowers

2 years ago

Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

A Star Trek character wearing a Santa hat is pictured with the quote: "I do not know who 'Holly' is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates that she must be a fierce warrior, indeed."

Lostin Flowers

2 years ago

Something I came across today.