What I if told you
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I am the family disappointment
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
When you overslept and can't find Noah
Worst punishment of all
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
I Was Wrong!!!
Happy New Year!
ITS CHRISTMAS!!!
It's Christmas Eve
I hope it's a dog
Let me know what your results are!
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Something I came across today.
Now, THAT'S Gotta Hurt...
