Lostin Flowers
Now defunct profile on a dying site.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
