Lostin Flowers

@lostinflowers

Now defunct profile on a dying site.

Registered on 9/1/2021 · 27 followers · Last active 1 year ago

Meth

Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

A meth and fetta meme!

The image is split into two parts. The left side shows a pile of meth crystals. The right side shows a block of feta cheese with some crumbles. The text above the images says "THIS IS A", and the text below says "METH AND FETA MEME".

Light

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can't see in the dark.

Life

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Just me...

A short video shows a blue pool with a ladder next to it and the text "Just me... killin' it at life." written on it. The pool seems to collapse, suggesting that things did not go as planned.

Short jokes

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef!

GIF

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

WAITTTTTTT

The image shows Baby Yoda with an angry expression, overlaid with the text "when I'm looking for the perfect gif to respond with and I see the other person starting to write" and "WAITTTTTTTT."

Dream

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

My dream:

The image shows a text conversation between "My friend" and an unnamed person and then the description of the unnamed person's dream. The first part of the image says, "My friend: - I had a dream about my crush today! - And you?" The second part of the image shows a close-up of a Black man with wide eyes and his mouth open, wearing a white shirt with red stains. A cat with a grumpy face is visible in the center of the man's chest.

Haircut

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Also me on the car ride home:

The image shows a two-part scene. The first part is text that reads, "Barber: you like it? Me: yup perfect!" The second part depicts a person in a car, looking distressed and covering their mouth with their hand. The text "Also me on the car ride home:" is above the person.

Bar

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

A limbo champion walks into a bar.

Girlfriend

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

My girlfriend and I:

A meme showing two people in dinosaur costumes crossing a street. The text says: "My family: For sure when he gets a girlfriend, he'll mature. My girlfriend and I:".

School

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Me when school ends on a Friday

A video shows a person, supposedly a student, running away from a room after school ends on Friday. The text overlay says 'I'm free.'

Population

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!

School

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Americans:

The image shows text that says "A group of fish is called a school." followed by "Americans:". Below that are two men firing guns into a body of water. The source of the image is @LITMEMES.DAILY and ifunny.co.

Tom

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Bye bye Jerry!

A gray cat holding a weapon is sitting in front of a mouse hole. The text says, "It was on that day Tom had enough of Jerry's shit."

Experience

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.

America

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Me:

The image shows a person dressed as Ronald McDonald, the mascot for McDonald's, wearing glasses and holding a machine gun. The text above the image says, "Someone: Sum up America in one picture. Me:".

Friend

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Our Deaf Friend

Two cartoon characters are shown at the top, explaining something in sign language. The text above them reads: 'Me and my friend explaining in sign language that there is a sound every time u get an erection.' Below them is another cartoon character sitting with a surprised expression. The text below him reads: 'Our deaf friend.'

Shower

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Reasons for having a shower

A pie chart shows that the main reason for taking a shower is to have 10 minutes to think about everything that's gone wrong in your life. Only a small sliver of the chart is dedicated to nice warm water and getting clean.

Kid

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Willy Wonka meme

A picture of Willy Wonka looking surprised with the text "Everyone: Why don't you have kids yet? Me: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room!"

Bean

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Two baked beans traveled around Australia.

They both ended up in Cairns.

Birth

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

A meme with a green dinosaur with a pondering expression. Above the dinosaur is the text: "If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God..." Below the dinosaur is the text: "Did Mary have a little lamb?"