You’re so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked “Are you moving?”
LoserIsPro
IM THE DICE PRO dont believ me? Check my memes
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, IF I HAD A BRICK, I’D THROW IT AT YOU
You’re so fat, that you only know 3 letters: KFC
roses r red
idk what is brass
I tell myself
don’t touch grass
when you’re 34, it’ll be 420 months before u turn 69 yrs old
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, IF YOU TAKE KIRBY’S FOOD, HE WILL STAB YOU
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I DON’T WANNA SAY THIS, BUT I HAVE THE FLU.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I DONT WANNA SAY THIS, BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Your mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
When ur born on 4/20/69
YO mama so ugly when she looks in a mirror it says “viewer discretion advised”
You're so ugly that when you were born your mother asked "how does my little treasure look", and the doctor replied, I think we should bury it immediately.
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
