What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
LoserIsPro
IM THE DICE PRO dont believ me? Check my memes
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
me rn “yo yo yo for pre k I went to kiss a school” my friend “whatiskisma” me “kisma balls!”
Hi, I'm cool.
Your mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMxnilLIauE
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMxnilLIauE
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
