I swear i always finish on page 3 when i'm looking at family pictures
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I used to love making sand castles with my grandfather until mom took the urn away.
Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere
What do you call a autism kid with a gun?
Special forces
knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?
Well at least one gets picked
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me
Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same
what do white people and fences have in common? they both get jumped by mexicans
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
What did one orphan say to the other?
GET IN THE BATMOBILE ROBIN!!!!!
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if i'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes
My asian girlfriend has a wierd name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm tu yung."
My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
why do orphans not know if their lactose and tolerant because their dad never came back with milk
Roses are red I'm off the grid
John Cena accidentally says you can't see me to blind kid