Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies? Everywhere.
Wade
We say “Father, I have sinned”, because it would be weird if we said “Daddy, I have sinned” right?“Forgive me Daddy for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father”, not the “Our Daddy”
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan? Homeless.
What is the movie orphans relate to the most? Spider-Man: No way home.(Either that or Batman)
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
